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Captain Zack

Although Captain Zack Stevers is constantly bragging of his "mad pirate skills," he is more wannabe than pirate. He is a bleached-blonde rocker built like a broom stick who screams like a heavy metal rocker to impress enemies and followers alike. His mighty sword, his devoted crew and his game with the ladies are all hot air. But once you get past his greed, lechery and bravado, there is a true hero inside who will put his life on the line for those in need.

What he lacks in physical strength Captain Zack makes up for with his Pirate Utility Belt which includes a number of gadgets to help him overcome his enemies. Stevers' weaknesses are sex, alcohol and treasure. Fortunately he always has his trusted turtle, Daniel, by his side to keep him from straying for too long.

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Daniel Turtle

Daniel the Turtle is Captain Zack Stevers' sidekick. This innocent baby turtle often does not understand the debauchery that comes along with being a pirate. Daniel may be little, but he has a lot of tricks inside his shell. Daniel is a great scientist and mathematician. He helps design pirate gadgets. Together he and Captain Zack always manage to save the day.

CAPTAIN BLACK STEVERS

Living in the shadow of "the Greatest Pirate of all the Seven Seas" is not easy for Zack. Black was a legend in his own time but also a bit of a mystery. Although strong, brave and loved, Zack learns that he was also vicious, lecherous and feared. Zack strives to "fill his father's hat" and follows the map his father left him, collecting his father's treasure, training under his father's generals and locating his father's weaponry.
Ultimately Zack realizes that his father might not be his best role model and ultimately may even be his worst enemy.

Doctor Vile - The Mad Doctor

Dr. Vile is an evil, evil man. He's also a scientist who wants to take over the Seven Seas. He performs gross experiments on people so he can turn everyone into a massive Zombie Army and take control of the Seven Seas. There's one tiny problem- All of his home made Zombies are stoners who are more concerned with getting high than world domination. Not only did Dr. Stevers create the evil monster Donzilla, he also introduced the disease that created the Mad Cows and resulted in the destruction of Pirate Island and the apparent death of Captain Black Stevers.

Stoner Zombies

The Stoner Zombies are supposed to help Dr. Vile take over the Seven Seas, but they are usually too stoned to do anything at all. They are very dangerous when they have the munchies-especially when they are in the mood for pirate brains and turtle soup.

Mad Cows

The Mad Cows were once innocent bovines grazing on the Newfarmland Island until the day Dr. Vile introduced a disease that would change the cow's lives forever: Mad Cow Disease. The cows became furious and destoryed everything in their sight-just as Dr. Vile wanted. From that moment on, Dr. Vile planned to use the cow's rage against all of his enemies. Captain Zack has a huge fear of the cows since he watched helplessly as the cow army destroyed his island and robbed him of his father.